In Spanish, I was, you know, sitting in my fucking chair, doing the warm-up, when out of nowhere, I hear this guy behind me say something like “…suck dick.” And the inevitable occurred: I looked behind me. Whenever I hear that phrase, my mind sparks and I’m curious. I’m only half joking. Anyway, it turns out, this guy, who I won’t identify, was having a rather deep conversation about girls who say they won’t suck dick, but actually do. At this point, I looked did a quick look-around the classroom, just to confirm that I was where I thought I was. Still third period. Still Spanish. He proceeded to ask around, loudly (not that he would have it any other way, I mean, he is black),”Isn’t that true? Isn’t it true that most girls say they won’t suck dick, but they actually do?” Sadly, I wasn’t mentally present for the first part of the conversation that led up to this(can you taste the sarcasm?). Yeah, so that was Spanish class today. I’d call that the question of the day, but the answer is pretty obvious.
In English, (it seems all the interesting shit is going on in the language classes) this guy next to me thought that it’d be relevant to tell me that if you “smoke kush and drink orange juice after, you stay high longer”. That’s really invaluable information to me. But I’m sure the masses, if not already informed would be delighted to hear this. Unless you hate orange juice.
No Strings Attached does have a moral to it: If you hook up with some regularly for an extended period of time, you can end up creating a relationship of substance, filled with a quirky sort of romance.