BossMaterial.

• today’s her birthday.
• mom has a facebook, giving her access to sister’s facebook.
• she often does the creeping.
• it’s clearly a hereditary trait. cough.
• she’s going through reading all of my sister(who’s just graduated COLLEGE) ‘s birthday wishes and is like,”Who are all these people?”
• And I’m kinda like,”Why should you know?”
• Again. My mom is a pro creeper.
• Never adding her on Facebook.
• ever.
• always keeping my relationship status private to the non-friend eye.
• jeez.

I’d like to think I’m one of those lucky ones.

frivolouswhim:

Julie Andrews was bloody cute.

Rendering me forever alone.

BUT IT’S ALL GOOD.

forever alone>dating a douchebag.

Plus, I love all of you too much to cheat. (:

OK, I’M GOING TO GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER. BECAUSE LA ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS HOT. OK? OK.

I’d like to say I don’t care and I’ve got my whole fucking life ahead of me.

But that isn’t my reality.

I love how awkward people get when I say that. Oh, the lulz.

I’m talking to you Mr. Polyester Pillow.

I love you so much. (:

hikatielizabeth answered your question: Do you ever just look in the mirror and say,”Gee, my cleavage looks good today”?

I don’t have much cleavage. I would never say THIS on fb. ;-D

myrealnameis answered your question: Do you ever just look in the mirror and say,”Gee, my cleavage looks good today”?

if i had cleavage maybe :\

Ladies, it’s simple. Buy a bra that is one-two sizes too small. Works like fucking magic. You’ll have to push the boys away. (; Not that your faces aren’t enough to do that.

dailycupofjoe answered your question: Do you ever just look in the mirror and say,”Gee, my cleavage looks good today”?

I did that once. Then i woke up. The shock was too much. lol

LOL’D.

‘Cause I just fucking did.