Wrong Flash. [Kudos to FML]
fmylife: Today, My friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss’ 13 yeah old son. FML
Ifeoma: he's from cheater planetarium.
Megan: FUCK YES
Ifeoma: LOLOL. XD ILY.
Megan: i think we should bomb that planet and save the world from man hoez
Ifeoma: I'll stock up on tofu and chips.
Megan: SEX YES
Ifeoma: YOU BRING BROWNIES. AND THE SEX.
Megan: YES. I SHALL BRING A BUSHEL OF THE SECOND
Ifeoma: XD BUSHEL'O'SEX.
You're so savage.
“Stella, Stella!” “What?” “You’re savage! *highfive*” “highfives back*…” [he walks away] “WTF.”